Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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