My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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