Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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