i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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