She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
NoShamevember. You game?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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