OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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