I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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