ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Randomize
