i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
