I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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