your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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