But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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