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(718): View more from New York

Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.

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(845): View more from New York

im poppin the ladies like they're bacne

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(281): View more from Texas

Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY

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(518): View more from New York

I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands

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(519): View more from Ontario

sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way

(407): View more from Florida

As long as that's not his name for his dick.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.

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