96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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