I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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