you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i now understand why vodka
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