It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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