White coat. Heels.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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