I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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