The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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