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did you make any bad decisions?

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many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that

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(425): View more from Washington

Hi

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Babe...You're really smothering me right now

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(760): View more from California

We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.

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(740): View more from Ohio

His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

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