I showed him my bush... on skype.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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