"it" just moved
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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