I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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