Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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