Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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