i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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