whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Come on in and take your pants off
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