no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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