she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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