My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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