their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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