Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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