i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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