Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
