quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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