I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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