Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
When are your genitals available?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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