never play flip cup with pint glasses
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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