Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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