is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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