I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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