Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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