UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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