No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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