I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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