So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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