after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
