I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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