some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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