Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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