i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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