: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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