sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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