I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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