I am spending my child support on dildos
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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