Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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